The 12 Pains of Christmas

Weird Al Yankovich's Version of 12 Days of Christmas. FUNNY!

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Rigging up the lights

and finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

and finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

and finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Five month of bills

Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

and finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills

I hate those Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up these lights

and finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

The Salvation Army

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills

Sending Christmas cards

ohhh geeez

I'm tryin to rig up these lights!

and finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

I want a transformer for Christmas

Charities and what do you mean your in-laws?

Five months of bills

uh makin up these cards

please get me a beer huh

What we have no extension cords?

and finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Finding parking spaces,

"Daddy I want some candy"

Donations

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills

Writing out those Christmas cards

Hangovers

Now why the heck are they blinking?

and finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Batteries not included

No parking spaces

"Buy me something!"

Get a job you bum

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills

Yo-ho sending Christmas cards

Oh-geez look at this

One light goes out they all go out

and finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Stale T.V. specials

Batteries not included

No parking spaces

"Mom I gotta go bathroom"

Charites

She's a witch I hate her

Five months of bills

I dont even know half these people

Oh who has the toilet paper

Turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse

and finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Singing Christmas carols,

Stale T.V. specials

Batteries not included

No parking

"WAAAAHHHHHH"

Charities

Gonna make em dinner

Five months of bills

I'm not sending em

Mister that's it

Shut up you, you're so smart you rig up the lights

and finding a christmas tree.

Real Life Fairytale

You ran around inside my head.
When you passed out, I felt dead.
And I realized you make me live.
And when my world starts to cave in,
you jump inside and take my hand.
No matter where, you are there.

Will I ever see, what you could see in me?
I do, I just believe that we will always be and dream, yeah.
Well, I will never be the sign that we must see,
that you and me were meant to be so just believe
why we are together.

You are my light, you are my star,
you are my sunshine and my dark.
You are the everything I dreamed about.
You are the guy who stole my heart.
I am the girl you're always smiling for.
We have a love people dream about.
A real life fairytale.

I thought that I would be alone.
You caught my eye and I was home.
And I realized that this was love.
I see the world through different eyes.
I look at you by my side.
No matter where, you're always there.

You are my light, you are my star.
You are my sunshine and my dark.
You are the everything I dreamed about.
You are the guy who stole my heart.
I am the girl you're always smiling for.
We have a love people dream about.
Dream with me, make me believe that this is a real life fairytale!

Kisses!
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Registries

Ok, so I know it's been a whlie since I have written anything. But it's been busy! I am writing today to put up the places that Ryan and I have registered so that people know if they wanna get us anything for Christmas. That's what we want for Christmas... stuff from our registry!!

Anyway, here are the websites you can go to to find what we registered for.

Walmart - http://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/

Target - http://www.target.com/b/601-8644190-5044151?ie=UTF8&node=306498011

Bed, Bath and Beyondhttp://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/regHome.asp?order_num=-1

JcPenney's - http://www5.jcpenney.com/jcp/GR2_RegistryHome.aspx?deptid=21476&pcatid=21476&catid=21492&cattyp=DEP&dep=Gift+Registry&pcat=Gift+Registry&cat=Wedding&refpagename=GiftCenter%252Easpx&refdeptid=7232&refcatid=7232&cmAMS_T=T18&cmAMS_C=C3&CmCatId=7232

Alright, now I have to go. But I promise I will write more soon!

Kisses!
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